He's Got a Forehead Like a Drive-in Movie Theatre

I saw this movie in the theatre the week it came out. I don't know what made Cav and I go see it right away - I didn't see Dumb and Dumber until several years later. Maybe it was the commercials? Maybe it was because I was young and foolish and didn't think Cameron Diaz looked like a gremlin back then?

Everyone will always remember Ben Stiller getting his dork stuck in his zipper. I couldn't believe what I was seeing at the time.

But the best scene in my opinion (IMO for cool peeps), is this one.

The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

This fabulous piece of clothing was sent my way several months ago. Yeah - this t-shirt is obviously extremely bad ass, and would be perfect to sport at any Great Woods concert.

But the real prize here is the Customer Reviews. There are 1,467 of them. For a t-shirt. That has 3 wolves on it. And this type of comedy is right up my alley.

This is one of the many reasons why I love this country. Not only did 1467 people take a crack at being funny, but on some reviews up to 14,643 people actually decided to vote and let me know "this review was helpful." So now I am able to read the funniest ones first, and you are too.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Finally, this cracked me up the most. Under the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed", there were 4 other Wolf shirts, a pair of Zubaz pants.............and a gallon of whole milk.

Kanye the Douche

I hated Kanye way before his most recent outburst at the VMAs. He is a whiny imbecile. Someone needs to give this dumbass a beating - on camera.

It's just too bad it was Taylor Swift when this donkey went on stage. Why couldn't it be Pink or some other tough guy? Oh wait, Pink is a chick? Anyway, it just happened to be an 18 year old awkward virgin, who then went backstage and cried.

Why is this jackass still allowed at televised events? He did the same thing at the Europe VMAs a few years back, and who can forget the line "George Bush hates black people." I think he drinks a lot, which I cannot fault him for. If I got paid millions for shitty music, I would never be sober and probably say much more stupid shit.

One of the things I do not get though - how did Taylor Swift win Best Female Video category OVER Beyonce, but then Beyonce wins Best Video of the Year?

I just watched both videos, and they both suck. But Swift's is even worse, and rips off about 200 other videos. Oh wow - the nerdy chick was actually hot underneath those glasses??????? Jesus.

Jumping the Shark

I think most people have heard this saying before. Hopefully they know where it came from as well. I loved watching Happy Days reruns as a kid, but I honestly have never seen this clip until right now............and it is even more awesome than I could have imagined. I mean - the Fonz wearing his leather jacket while water skiing? Is there anyting more fucken awesome than this?

Also - what was it called before "jumping the shark"? Because after this happened, people must gone ape shit with laughter and then accepting that this show was dead.

By the way - Joanie looks pretty hot in her suit.

Whenever I need a good laugh.....

I head over to my Favorites in my Youtube account.

"Get me to do it for you. Best party ever."