Every Poop Begins with P...........

I LOVE Christmas. Not such a big fan of the winter in general, but the really cold stuff doesn't come until January and February.

In my humble opinion, the Xmas season is too short. If we start celebrating the day after Thanksgiving (11/27 this year), then that leaves us only 28 days to enjoy the best time of the year. Seriously - less than a month of listening to Bing Crosby, Brenda Lee, Sinatra, Elvis, and Gene Autry.

In the last few years, I have come to take on a new tradition. And that is waiting for the new Kay Jewelers commercials. I am a very big fan of awful commercials - Olive Garden, ITT Tech, and Just for Men are some of my favorites.

But these do not hold a candle to Kay Jewelers. I just wish Xmas time was longer, so we could see more greatness. Here is this season's most recent gem, as well as some other classics. Enjoy.







And finally, an oldie buy goodie.

2 Weeks from Tonight

The sad thing is, guidos all over Jersey are pumped for this. The entire country, including half of NJ will be watching this with their hands over their faces.

The guido species is almost non-human. I cannot believe they still exist. I blame the high haired skanks that encourage them to keep living.

Shows like this are so unbelievable. But they are so uncomfortable, I want to hide under my couch due to embarrassment.

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

I really hope Jersey Shore is closer to Guido Beach rather than Laguna Beach.

Verizon Motorola Droid Review

Since a lot of people have asked why I like the Droid, I decided to put together a video review. Much easier than repeating it over and over, and now that I have this phone, I like talking to people less than I did before.

I hope you enjoy it.