Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Uh-oh Tiger

I have never liked Tiger Woods. I respect him as a golfer, and I like watching him play. But I also really enjoyed watching golf before he existed.

A few things with this whole fiasco.

-Don't be such a bitch and not talk about what happened. If TMZ is on the case, you are fucked - that's a fact. So you might as well come out and tell your story ASAP. I watch TMZ, and that Fabio looking dude will crack this case.

-When you don't talk, you are assumed guilty, and the public will hate you. Roger Clemens = Satan, Andy Pettitte = no one brings his name up anymore. For Christ's sake, Charles Barkley went through a stop sign, drunk, to pick up a hooker, and no one cares. Barkley apologized and no one gives a crap.

-Is Tiger's wife this naive? He is arguably the most famous person in the world. Not only should she know he bangs chicks all over the globe, she shouldnt' care. I am not saying he should bring chicks home and bang him. But what does she think happens when he goes to Vegas? He only gambles?

Tiger Woods is a huge nerd. He just is not cool. He also reminds me of Ruby from the Real World Hawaii. But Ruby was cooler.

And if you are going to be this much of an amateur with your cheating, you deserve to get caught. It's not like he is having an affair with Megan Fox. The 2 chicks in question here look like low class hookers.

I cannot wait to hear if he denies this voicemail. If this isn't Tiger, then I can dunk a basketball.